Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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