Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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