No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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