she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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