I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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