Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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