If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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