ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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