Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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