how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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