we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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