there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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