Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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