why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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