i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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