Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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