I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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