I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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