She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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