I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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