I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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