Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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