just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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