well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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