fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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