I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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