Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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