dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
