i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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