But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
He kissed a someone with a penis
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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