awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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