why didn't you poke me back
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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