So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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