He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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