you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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