He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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