He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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