i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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