If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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