going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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