i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
this will be a night to untag.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
