I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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