Fuck appropriateness.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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