ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
worst night to have a conscience
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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