I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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