I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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