these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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