How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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