In the future we'll all be gay
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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