We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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